reblog this if you are a sack of flesh with temporary consciousness on a tiny rock flying through space
Take a Hint- Victoria Justice & Elizabeth Gillies
YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP
So let’s take a moment to talk about how fucking badass this fucking song is.
If you don’t want this song on your dash twice in one day then I just don’t even know how to talk to you.
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
We can make a puppet show.
We can make a musical.
We can make a second musical.
We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.
We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.
We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.
We can take things way too literally.
We can take quote from a movie and prove it wrong.
We can take a whole movie quote and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take a commercial and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take a TV show and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take Disney and make it about Harry Potter.
We will forever take anything else that the actors are in and turn it into something Harry Potter.
We can make fun of something til there’s no tomorrow and still love everything about it.
We can turn Harry Potter into a religion.
We can turn mock the Dark Lord by making him sing pop songs.
Harry Potter will live on forever. The fandom will live on forever. Potterheads for life.
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
For all the people who said Ellen didn’t tip the kid …. here’s the proof that she did indeed tip quite generously.
JUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
IT’S A LAW
Can I add to this???? Well… I’m going to. :P
"Do you wanna build a toy car?
It doesn’t have to be a toy car…”
"GO AWAY SAM"
Do you wanna build a toy car?
Or make sure that guy’s really dead?
I think some company is overdue
I’ve started talking to the demons in my head!
(Shut up Satan.)
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching our friends all die!
(One, two, three, four, five, six…. )”
"Dean… I know you’re in there.
Our friends are asking where you’ve been.
I know Hell was really hard for you,
But I have been there too…
Please let me in.
We only have each other…
It’s just you and me.
What are we gonna do?
Do you want to build a toy car? ” ))
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
This needs more notes.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS FUNNY
OMG AND THE LAST GUY DOESN’T GET IT! FUCK, THIS POST IS PERFECT NOW!!!
my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…
Reblogging again just for that gif.
this doesnt have enough notes…..
Reading Builds Up Your Imagination :)
I literally could not scroll past this without reblogging
Like is definitely the wrong word.. I need it in order to surviveI need books like I need air to breathe.
you realize all of your comments are unnecessary right
Sounds like someone needs to read a good book.